Searching For My Sister Update (FOUND HER)

About a month ago I started writing posts about looking for my sister. You can read those posts here, here, here and here.  In my last post I stated that I would be giving it a rest.  I never gave up on looking, but after I found them I wanted to give them time to take all of it in and make a decision to talk to me or not.  It took a little over a month, but I can now say that I have officially found my sisters.

I’m Going To Need A Bigger Mantle

For the last couple of weeks I have been getting back into writing on a more frequents basis.  Its been great to say the least.  I have enjoyed interacting with you all so much, and I guess you guys have enjoyed it as well.  I have been going through my mail and it seems you guys have nominated me for a metric shit ton of awards.  I of course am completely humbled by the love you all have shown this “Shit” blog of mine.

Vote For Douche Of The Year!!!

OK guys 2012 is coming to an end which means its time to induct someone into the DHoF (Douche Hall of Fame).  In the last 5 months I have presented several people I have felt deserved to be Douche of the Week, but now its your turn to voice your opinion.

Nipple Me This?

Before we get to far into this I think it is only fair to confess.  I LOVE BOOBIES!! With that said, I just don’t get why it seems like the only part of the breast that seems to be sacred is the nipple.  Its like if the nipple isn’t showing, your not actually seeing the what you think you’re seeing.  Take a look at what I’m talking about here:

Douche Of The Week 12-17

5 months ago I started this blog with the original DOW.  Back then a DOW to me would be someone that just pissed me off or did something I felt was douche-like.  Today I find myself writing about about a douche that almost makes me never want to write another DOW post again.  I am not sure there will never be another DOW that deserves to be called a douche more than the ones I am about to write about.  This week was so bad that you are actually getting a 2 for 1.  That’s right, its the DOUBLE DOUCHE!

Its Not The Laws, Its Us

Since the shooting at Sandy Hook Elementary which took the lives of  26 people including 20 children people have been all over the media screaming for stricter gun laws.  I get the point people are trying to make, but I honestly believe that no matter how much we restrict the sales and regulate the use of firearms there will still be evil people in the world that will find new ways to hurt the innocent.

Dimensions

Some people believe the universe is filled with different time dimensions that are created every time a decisions is made.  An example of this would be if I were to come to a fork in a road and chose to go left I would continue my life down that path.  While I was living my life down the left path, another time dimension would be created in which I chose the right path.  Both time dimensions would happen simultaneously with neither ever interacting or crossing over each other.

People I Hate Today 12-09

High Horsers:  So I know “horsers” isn’t a real word, but this is barely a real blog.  High Horsers are the people that feel like everyone is else is below them.  I meet these assholes everyday and it sickens me that I can’t legally beat the hell out of them.

Maybe It Is The End Of The World

There’s a bunch of shit going on in this fucked up world of ours, but instead of reading about that I have to see a headline about Kim Kardashian’s cat passing away.  How is anything this waste of a person does newsworthy?

Hey Jerkoff, You Ever Hear Of A Leash?

Oh people this is the kind of post that made me want to start this blog.  I have a very low tolerance for flat out ignorant people who refuse to follow rules that are set in place for very good reasons.  I am going to apologize now in the case this gets heated, but I am very passionate about this.