Archive for the ‘Douche Of The Week’ Category


You all have spoken and the votes have been counted, so with out further delay your 2012 DOY is….. (more…)


OK guys 2012 is coming to an end which means its time to induct someone into the DHoF (Douche Hall of Fame).  In the last 5 months I have presented several people I have felt deserved to be Douche of the Week, but now its your turn to voice your opinion. (more…)


5 months ago I started this blog with the original DOW.  Back then a DOW to me would be someone that just pissed me off or did something I felt was douche-like.  Today I find myself writing about about a douche that almost makes me never want to write another DOW post again.  I am not sure there will never be another DOW that deserves to be called a douche more than the ones I am about to write about.  This week was so bad that you are actually getting a 2 for 1.  That’s right, its the DOUBLE DOUCHE! (more…)


I mentioned in another post that since I was on vacation last week I really ran out of shit to talk about.  Not gonna lie, I almost felt as though my reign as the king of Talkin’ Shit was coming to an end.  I felt lost, confused and desperate.  And then just like that (insert snapping finger sounds) the vacation was over and I was back to work, and wouldn’t you just know it, within just a few short hours the DOW introduced himself to me! (more…)


I like my job.  Scratch that, I love my job and while everyone complains about  the people we help I find it more disturbing that the biggest assholes I deal with on a daily basis are a few of the people I work with.  Before everyone I work with freaks out, please note that I said “a few” and not all. (more…)


This is my first post in about a week.  I have had so many  things on my mind, but unfortunately blogging wasn’t one of them.  I have been so worried about all my family and friends back home in Jersey that I just couldn’t bring myself to do much of anything else.  It wasn’t till I was looking back through my Facebook posts when I saw someone asked me to keep blogging so they would have something to read while shit was happening with the storm.  So Ryan, this shit is for you bud! (more…)


With 70 comments and almost 100 likes I can see that a lot of you read “What Exactly Is The “Like” Button For?”.  Even though I blogged about it, I honestly shrugged off the situation and went about my life like it never happened.  I was never mad at the blogger who asked me to unfollow them due to my lack of commenting.  If anything I was just merely confused.   (more…)


Ladies and sirs, this is a special week for DOW.  For the first time in Talkin’ Shit history we have the infamous DOUBLE DOUCHE!!  What is the DD?  I would love to tell you it is something amazing, but it is just my inability (due to laziness) to narrow this week’s honor down to just one douche.   Alrighty then, lets get to it. (more…)


There have been some really horrible people included in the DOW series and yet none of them even come close to this weeks winner.  Even now, I am finding it very hard to put my anger aside to finish this post, when in actuality all I want to do is fly to Texas to take care of this fucking piece of shit myself. (more…)


As I sit on my couch with a blanket around me, recovering from being sick the last few days I read an article that forced me to get back to blogging.  So here is my triumphant (well not really) return!! (more…)