A Podding We Will Go

Well guys, its official, I have become a podcaster!!  My friend Blake and I have started a podcast called The Generation Gap.  We are 2 episodes in and we are having a blast doing it so come give us a listen and let us know what you think!!  

Your Opinion Please

Now that I am back in action, I have a question for you all.

Things I Want To Do In 2013

You can call them resolutions if it makes you happy, but these are just things that I would like to try in the coming year.  I feel like 2012 was a little disappointing  in the aspect that I really didn’t do anything memorable.  I am hoping in a year from now I can publish a post about all the amazing things I accomplished in 2013.  No matter what happens or what I do I look forward to sharing the next year with you all!

I’m Going To Need A Bigger Mantle

For the last couple of weeks I have been getting back into writing on a more frequents basis.  Its been great to say the least.  I have enjoyed interacting with you all so much, and I guess you guys have enjoyed it as well.  I have been going through my mail and it seems you guys have nominated me for a metric shit ton of awards.  I of course am completely humbled by the love you all have shown this “Shit” blog of mine.

People I Hate Today 12-09

High Horsers:  So I know “horsers” isn’t a real word, but this is barely a real blog.  High Horsers are the people that feel like everyone is else is below them.  I meet these assholes everyday and it sickens me that I can’t legally beat the hell out of them.

Her Name Is Vita

I meet some very interesting people at work every single day, but one person tops them all.  I talked about this person a while back when I wrote “Luck Be A Lady”.  She is the one that gave me the infamous lucky rock that I carry with me at all times.  She is a really nice person, but I would be lying if I said she wasn’t a tad strange.

The Epidemic Of Stupidity

The other day at work a gentleman approached me with a form in his hand.  As he handed it to me I noticed it wasn’t filled out so I asked him if there was something I could help him with.  He replied that he didn’t know how to fill out the form and needed help.  I was a little confused because he spoke perfect English (I mention that because most people who need this kind of help don’t speak English and can’t read the forms) and looked like a credible person.  

Douche Of The Week 10-22

Ladies and sirs, this is a special week for DOW.  For the first time in Talkin’ Shit history we have the infamous DOUBLE DOUCHE!!  What is the DD?  I would love to tell you it is something amazing, but it is just my inability (due to laziness) to narrow this week’s honor down to just one douche.   Alrighty then, lets get to it.

Douche Of The Week 10-15

There have been some really horrible people included in the DOW series and yet none of them even come close to this weeks winner.  Even now, I am finding it very hard to put my anger aside to finish this post, when in actuality all I want to do is fly to Texas to take care of this fucking piece of shit myself.

What The Bug Is Wrong With You?

I will never understand why people do the dumbest shit and then wonder why they feel like an idiot afterwards.  If you’re fortunate enough you will live long enough to regret your decisions and hopefully learn from them.  If not you will end up like this guy: