Posts Tagged ‘top ten’


10)  “Do you work here?”  No, I’m just here wearing this uniform because I think its stylish

9)     “Why is it so cold in here?”  Its called air conditioning you idiot!  This is South Florida and we need it to live so STFU!

8)     “Is this machine broken?”  Nope we just put a giant out of order sign on to confuse you. (more…)


This blog might have been birthed from my desire to rant about things that piss me off, but why not throw some “warm fuzzy” (thank you Mrs. Lightbody) stuff in there as well.  I suppose some of you would be pretty shocked to hear that I love my wife because of all the bad jokes I tell about her on a daily basis. (more…)