Posts Tagged ‘news’


High Horsers:  So I know “horsers” isn’t a real word, but this is barely a real blog.  High Horsers are the people that feel like everyone is else is below them.  I meet these assholes everyday and it sickens me that I can’t legally beat the hell out of them. (more…)


There’s a bunch of shit going on in this fucked up world of ours, but instead of reading about that I have to see a headline about Kim Kardashian’s cat passing away.  How is anything this waste of a person does newsworthy? (more…)


I mentioned in another post that since I was on vacation last week I really ran out of shit to talk about.  Not gonna lie, I almost felt as though my reign as the king of Talkin’ Shit was coming to an end.  I felt lost, confused and desperate.  And then just like that (insert snapping finger sounds) the vacation was over and I was back to work, and wouldn’t you just know it, within just a few short hours the DOW introduced himself to me! (more…)


I like my job.  Scratch that, I love my job and while everyone complains about  the people we help I find it more disturbing that the biggest assholes I deal with on a daily basis are a few of the people I work with.  Before everyone I work with freaks out, please note that I said “a few” and not all. (more…)


Oh shit he’s BACK!

That’s right ladies and sirs I am BACK and hopefully better than ever.  Well lets be honest I wasn’t that great before, but hey at least I am back to writing this shit for you all to read.  So its been almost a month since I was blogging on a regular basis which means I should have a lot to share with you all but to be honest I live a pretty boring life. (more…)


For  while I was doing the “Anti-Douche” weekly posts, and while I loved the idea, I actually hated the name.  From now on this will take its place.

Alright lets get to it. (more…)


I am Jersey to the bone.  Born, bred, and porkroll fed.  I haven’t lived in that great state for 10 years now and yet if a stranger asked me were I was from, I would simply reply, “JERSEY MOTHERFUCKER!!!!”  As many of you probably already heard, Jersey was recently devastated by Hurricane Sandy.  Several of my old neighborhoods and favorite childhood hangouts were destroyed. (more…)


With 70 comments and almost 100 likes I can see that a lot of you read “What Exactly Is The “Like” Button For?”.  Even though I blogged about it, I honestly shrugged off the situation and went about my life like it never happened.  I was never mad at the blogger who asked me to unfollow them due to my lack of commenting.  If anything I was just merely confused.   (more…)


I was reading over my “About” page and I realize even though its all about me, it says absolutely nothing about me.  So here is a look into the shit talkin’ guy you have all come to love, well maybe like, well maybe just tolerate.  Either way this is a little more about me. (more…)


Last week I shared with you that I was searching for my sister and was following up on a credible lead.  Well so far that lead has fallen flat.  The lead in question was the woman my so called dad hooked up with (the mother of my sister).  My mom found her on Facebook and I messaged her in hopes to open a line of communication. (more…)