Nipple Me This?

Before we get to far into this I think it is only fair to confess.  I LOVE BOOBIES!! With that said, I just don’t get why it seems like the only part of the breast that seems to be sacred is the nipple.  Its like if the nipple isn’t showing, your not actually seeing the what you think you’re seeing.  Take a look at what I’m talking about here:

Dimensions

Some people believe the universe is filled with different time dimensions that are created every time a decisions is made.  An example of this would be if I were to come to a fork in a road and chose to go left I would continue my life down that path.  While I was living my life down the left path, another time dimension would be created in which I chose the right path.  Both time dimensions would happen simultaneously with neither ever interacting or crossing over each other.

People I Hate Today 12-09

High Horsers:  So I know “horsers” isn’t a real word, but this is barely a real blog.  High Horsers are the people that feel like everyone is else is below them.  I meet these assholes everyday and it sickens me that I can’t legally beat the hell out of them.

Maybe It Is The End Of The World

There’s a bunch of shit going on in this fucked up world of ours, but instead of reading about that I have to see a headline about Kim Kardashian’s cat passing away.  How is anything this waste of a person does newsworthy?

Hey Jerkoff, You Ever Hear Of A Leash?

Oh people this is the kind of post that made me want to start this blog.  I have a very low tolerance for flat out ignorant people who refuse to follow rules that are set in place for very good reasons.  I am going to apologize now in the case this gets heated, but I am very passionate about this.

Douche Of The Week 12-03

I mentioned in another post that since I was on vacation last week I really ran out of shit to talk about.  Not gonna lie, I almost felt as though my reign as the king of Talkin’ Shit was coming to an end.  I felt lost, confused and desperate.  And then just like that (insert snapping finger sounds) the vacation was over and I was back to work, and wouldn’t you just know it, within just a few short hours the DOW introduced himself to me!

Vacation = Nothing To Write About

After 5 days of vacation I have come to realize that I have been so happy, relaxed and calm that I find very little to talk shit about.  Its not for lack of trying either.  Everyday I have spent time in front of my laptop trying to type out some gold for you all to read and nothing comes out.

Douche Of The Week 11-20

I like my job.  Scratch that, I love my job and while everyone complains about  the people we help I find it more disturbing that the biggest assholes I deal with on a daily basis are a few of the people I work with.  Before everyone I work with freaks out, please note that I said “a few” and not all.

Her Name Is Vita

I meet some very interesting people at work every single day, but one person tops them all.  I talked about this person a while back when I wrote “Luck Be A Lady”.  She is the one that gave me the infamous lucky rock that I carry with me at all times.  She is a really nice person, but I would be lying if I said she wasn’t a tad strange.

Paying It Forward

This shit filled blog of mine does fairly well so when I have the chance to throw a little action towards my fellow bloggers I am more that happy to do so.