Posts Tagged ‘funny’

Dead Man Lovin

Posted: September 18, 2012 in Headlines, Random Thoughts
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What the fuck is wrong with this world?  Everyday I hear another story that sickens me beyond belief.  Today I want to share 2 of them with you.  The first is about an Egyptian ruling that will make having sex with your wife’s dead body legal.  The law deemed the, “Farewell Intercourse Law”  will state that a man can remain intimate with the body of his deceased wife for up to 6 hours after she dies.  Yeah wait a second, take a minute and wrap your head around that one… (more…)

This weeks DOW is someone I have been thinking a lot about lately.  They have been talking crazy shit about people for months now and doesn’t seem to have any plans to stop.  I have always tried to be the kind of person that calls people on their shit, and for that reason I have decided that this week douche will be none other than… (more…)

I am coming up on my 2 month (9-8) anniversary for Talkin’ Shit.  It has been a great 2 months and I must say that I have had a lot of fun sharing my rantings with you all.   I have written 54 posts and it amazes me how many views I get on all of them. (more…)

Considering my last two posts, this week’s Douche seems to fit right it.  I work in a business that among other things offers  carpet cleaner rentals.  We do not own the machines themselves, but rather act as a third party for another company which means we have to adhere to any rules and regulations said company puts in place. (more…)

What do I do at work?  I record this guy dancing lol

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As said in a previous post ( Florida, This is Kevin Smith! ) I love Kevin Smith!  I listen to all of his SModacsts, but my favorite is a show he does with Ralph Garman (Family Guy, Ted) called Hollywood Babble-On.  In many of the shows they have a segment called “Shit That Should Not Be” in which they go through movies and pick out some obvious mistakes that the filmmakers somehow left in the movies.  Since I love movies its clearly one of my favorite parts of the show, which is why I want to share it with you all so please enjoy!   (more…)

This is pretty self-explanatory but I will fill you in a bit.  This is a list of people past and present that I would like to meet and why. So without further ado…

Who am I?  Seems like an innocuous question to ask but seriously who the hell am I?  Who am I to think people want hear what I have to say or even read this blog?  Its interesting when you think about how many people in the world have blogs  and how many people actually read them.  Here I am a virtuous nobody in the grand scheme of things and yet people not only read my shit but yet like it and ask me for more. (more…)

10)  “Do you work here?”  No, I’m just here wearing this uniform because I think its stylish

9)     “Why is it so cold in here?”  Its called air conditioning you idiot!  This is South Florida and we need it to live so STFU!

8)     “Is this machine broken?”  Nope we just put a giant out of order sign on to confuse you. (more…)