Would You Rather? (My Answers)

I published a post a couple of days ago that asked you all some questions.  Would You Rather? received a bunch of great answers, but it lacked answers from me.  So without further ado, because I know you are all waiting on edge to get my answers, here is what I would choose.

His Milkshake?

What do I do at work?  I record this guy dancing lol

The Original:

Shit That Should Not Be

As said in a previous post ( Florida, This is Kevin Smith! ) I love Kevin Smith!  I listen to all of his SModacsts, but my favorite is a show he does with Ralph Garman (Family Guy, Ted) called Hollywood Babble-On.  In many of the shows they have a segment called “Shit That Should Not Be” in which they go through movies and pick out some obvious mistakes that the filmmakers somehow left in the movies.  Since I love movies its clearly one of my favorite parts of the show, which is why I want to share it with you all so please enjoy!  

My First Blogging Award!!

I have been blogging for only a month, so today when I received a message from someone telling me I was nominated for the “One Lovely Blog Award” I was pretty shocked.  After the shock went away I was left wondering how bad the other blogs must be that mine was picked.  Lets face it people, my blog is called “Talkin Shit” and the last post I wrote had the word “Boobies” in the title.

Its A Hughes World

I want to;

 stand outside your house with my radio blasting “In Your Eyes”

Remember When?

As I get older I am realizing that I am becoming the creepy old guy that talks about things from the past.  I am 34 years old but my job puts me around a decent amount of people that are 10+ years younger than I am.  I can’t even count how many times a day I have to stop in the middle of the conversation because the person has no idea what I am talking about because it happened before they were born.  Whether its movies, music, fashion, tv shows, cartoons or whatever, I pose this question; Do you remember when…

Keep It to Yourself!

When are people going to learn to just keep their damn mouth shut?  My wife and I took a trip to Walmart to grab a few items.  It was feeling like a hot pretzel kinda day for me so we headed to the snack bar right away.  While we were standing at a table enjoying my deliciously hot and salty treat a strange man approached my wife and I.

Anyone Else Love Mickey Rourke?

 

Its a Wed. night, I’m home with the dogs, and I can’t stop watching The Wrestler.  Mickey Rourke crushed this movie!  I don’t care what he has done outside of acting that has given him a bad rep because he is the shit in this movie.

Douche Of The Week 7-14

Ironic as it may be, this post may actually make me sound like the DOW, but honestly I don’t give a shit.  Throughout the last 34 years I have been alive I have met and become friends with hundreds of people not born in America.  Most of them have amazing stories about how their families came to the US for a chance at a better life for them and their loved ones.

Random Thoughts

Why the hell do I have nipples?  They serve me no purpose .

My wife thinks she has nicer feet than me…she is wrong.

My boxers kept finding their way into my ass crack today #underwearrape