Archive for the ‘Top 10’ Category

This is pretty self-explanatory but I will fill you in a bit.  This is a list of people past and present that I would like to meet and why. So without further ado…

10)  “Do you work here?”  No, I’m just here wearing this uniform because I think its stylish

9)     “Why is it so cold in here?”  Its called air conditioning you idiot!  This is South Florida and we need it to live so STFU!

8)     “Is this machine broken?”  Nope we just put a giant out of order sign on to confuse you. (more…)

This blog might have been birthed from my desire to rant about things that piss me off, but why not throw some “warm fuzzy” (thank you Mrs. Lightbody) stuff in there as well.  I suppose some of you would be pretty shocked to hear that I love my wife because of all the bad jokes I tell about her on a daily basis. (more…)

10)  Florida Drivers:  I don’t know if its because senior citizens come here to die and they figure they will take as many people as they can with them but Florida has the worse drivers I have ever seen.  When old people move to Florida they should be forced to surrender their licenses. (more…)