Archive for September, 2012

I was getting nervous today because nobody pissed me enough to be crowned DOW, and then while listening to my favorite podcast I found someone who’s actions scream DOUCHE!   (more…)

After 34 years on this planet I am still amazed and depressed at what people can do to each other and to animals.  A friend of mine sent me a link to an article that truly disgusted me.  A man, make that a doctor, on third thought, make that a piece of shit jerkoff named Isaias Lerner decided it would be a great idea to kill his dog.  (more…)

Talkin’ Shit hit a HUGE milestone yesterday.  By days end this quirky little blog of mine topped out at a one day view total of 1289.  I still can’t believe my shit attracted so much attention.  What surprised me even more was the amount of interaction.  There were hundreds of likes and comments not to mention an additional 80 followers and a few award nominations. (more…)

Love Type Love

Posted: September 6, 2012 in Random Thoughts
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I love my wife.  There is no hesitation or question about it.  Its that kind of love that will make you do the most idiotic things like write random blogs about it.  A while back I posted a top ten list of why I love my wife, but that’s not what this is.  This post is just a declaration.  A declaration of my love for the woman that makes me the man I am. (more…)

At What Cost?

Posted: September 6, 2012 in Random Thoughts, Rantings
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I was just watching TV when a commercial for some depression medication came on.  Towards the end of the commercial they voice over guy lists the possible side effects someone taking this pill could have.  To list just a few you have, nausea, tremors, headaches, anxiety, insomnia, weight gain, constipation, and decreased sex drive. (more…)

The Next Bear Grylls

Posted: September 6, 2012 in Random Thoughts
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Ever since I was a kid I have felt more comfortable out in the wild than I did in my own home.  I would daydream all the time about being lost in the woods all alone having nothing but a knife and the will to survive.  I still dream about this today.   For whatever reason I can just feel it in my bones that I would not only survive, but thrive in the wilderness.   (more…)

When I learned of my first blogging award I was kind of skeptical because it didn’t seem like a “legit” award.  It didn’t take me long to figure out I was being an asshole.  I didn’t think it was a real award because it didn’t come from some establishment that rates blogs, if there is even such a thing. (more…)

DOW is supposed a post about people I deemed to be the king or queen of doucheness, and yet somehow I have several people a day asking me to be the DOW.  Sadly enough for them none of the are this weeks pick.  This week I almost feel bad about the person I chose because she is a senior citizen and is probably close to death. (more…)

In recent weeks I have seen a lot of debates on welfare programs.  In my opinion I think we waste too much time debating the programs and not enough time debating the people using said programs.  I like living in a country that offers programs that helps people in need, but I hate seeing people abuse the hell out of them.   (more…)