Dead Man Lovin

Posted: September 18, 2012 in Headlines, Random Thoughts
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What the fuck is wrong with this world?  Everyday I hear another story that sickens me beyond belief.  Today I want to share 2 of them with you.  The first is about an Egyptian ruling that will make having sex with your wife’s dead body legal.  The law deemed the, “Farewell Intercourse Law”  will state that a man can remain intimate with the body of his deceased wife for up to 6 hours after she dies.  Yeah wait a second, take a minute and wrap your head around that one…

Ok, so men want to have sex with their wife after they die?  What kind of sick deranged lunatics think this shit is normal??  I scoured the internet for a while thinking this was all a joke, but after reading several articles on it I can assure you it is quite real.  Absolutely insane, but nonetheless very much real.

As disgusting as that story is there is one more that is just as nasty.  I was listening to a podcast yesterday, when the guys on it started talking about a woman that had sex with a corpse while working in a mortuary.  The 38 year old woman was washing the body of a dead man when she saw the body was “aroused.”  I guess the sight of his throbbing member was too much for her to resist so this crazy bitch jumped up on the body and began to ride it like a porn star.

The first thing I thought was, “is this woman so hard up that she needs to sex up a dead body?”  I mean not for nothing but wouldn’t a vibrator do the same thing for you?  The second thing I thought of is, “can a man still sport a boner in the afterlife?”   Well the fact of the matter is this is a common thing.  There are a few situations that would cause a man to be erect after death.  One being if he was erect while alive and died suddenly such as having a heart attack while having sex.  Another reason would be if the person was hung or died and was face down.  An erection forms when the small muscles at the base of the penis relax and allow blood to enter the penis.  When someone dies those same muscles die causing blood to enter freely.  If a man is hung or is face down the blood in the body will pool at the lowest level of the body causing it to fill the penis making it erect.

This shit just blew my mind, but also makes me want to die face down lol.

Both of these stories are the not only the reason I want to lock myself up in my house and never leave, but more importantly what these stories have in common is that they are both utter BULLSHIT!!  Yeah you read that correctly, they are completely fake 🙂 Sorry for the deception but when I found these crazy stories on the web I had to share them, and what better way to share them by passing it off as real.

  1. pecsbowen says:

    i had me for a moment there…

    had been reading about serial murders, murders of passion and about cannibals the entire day today( working on this news piece) and then i read this….

    bad one… X_X

  2. Haha, funny man. But people ARE sick and I’m pretty sure this kind of thing has happened before. It’s so effing creepy.

  3. avwalters says:

    Yeah, just cause you saw it on the net don’t make it true! (Did you need more than the politics of our times to tell you that?!

  4. It’s called necrophilia–having sex with a corpse.

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